Chicago White Sox 15, Minnesota Twins 2: Holy (expletive)
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The Twins played shitty!
The Windy City has wrecked our hope.
Twins played shitty!
It’s such a pity; can’t beat the Po-ope!
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Maybe it started
With Buxton launching clear;
Nothing in any part
Would give any cheer.
Swinging like a poop haul,
One hit into eight,
While those Chicagoans
Run across the plate!
Well, Goose can have a Comment
Riffing on Green Bay to go,
But we remember
This team was shitty:
The Twins played shitty and now we mope:
The Twins played shitty!
The Windy City has wrecked our hope.
Twins played shitty!
It’s such a pity; can’t beat the Po-ope!
Still the teams are playing,
Prielipp leaves the game,
Bullpen has not been staying
White Sox homer flame.
Meidroth a salami,
Going back to back
With Murakami’s twentieth:
Gave it quite the crack.
Nagurski gets a Comment
Criticizing play to go,
But we remember
This team was shitty:
The Twins played shitty and now we mope:
The Twins played shitty!
The Windy City has wrecked our hope.
Twins played shitty!
It’s such a pity; can’t beat the Po-ope!
It’s just a rotten Wednesday
In a rotten set.
It wasn’t even so-so,
But games aren’t over yet!
Maybe it’s funny
Getting fully crushed;
Maybe we’ll laugh it off,
The memory flushed.
Forget it: they beat us
And made us look like fools;
Still, they’ve got a game again,
Same old set of rules.
No, I’m not doing the voiceover radio guy. It’s almost midnight.
Don’t we remember? (member, member)
No, I’m not doing the second half of the voicover either.
zkonedog gets a Comment
Bringing in Oswald-i-bro,
But we remember
This team was shitty:
The Twins played shitty and now we mope:
The Twins played shitty!
The Windy City has wrecked our hope.
Twins played shitty!
It’s such a pity; can’t beat the Po-ope!
(aaaaand a whole bunch of repeated chorus lines. man, I wish the literal video version were still on the internet somewhere, that was funny)